Because I knew it wouldn't be taken?
Actually, if you were wondering what the name of this space is all about, the complete answer is over DavidVincenti.com (look for the link at the bottom of the news archive), and it derives from my earliest experiences with Googlewhacking. I'm amazed at the number of pages that Google turned up for the search string "accordionist poet.
Googlewhacking is a silly game, but it did get me thinking about just how unique certain pairings of words are can be. I'll leave you to pull up my old essay if such a thought seems likewise interesting to you.