OK, she's not, except in the sense that she's been out of baseball for a while, too; though she is, of course, a bonnie lass. But when you get a good title in your head, you trust it, you know? (Apologies to Robert Burns).
Anyway, a little Valentine's Day reading:
The inimitable James Lileks writes on the day's effects at various stages in one's life over at the BackFence.
The Academy of American Poets has selections on Love, Lust and Loss. Make sure you know which category you're in before reading one across the candlelight tonight.
Robert Pinsky presents a miniantholovey at Slate.
As for me? Well, it's KFC tonight as always. And that's a good thing.