Why are they removing the stamp machine?
Do people really buy their envelopes standing in line to send their mail?
Did I spell the editor's name right?
Wow, the Christmas stamps are of questionable artistic merit this year.
Did that guy really expect his Hummer to fit in that spot?
Wait a minute -- I just entered a chapbook contest! What did I do?!?!
Hey, look - a Twix bar!