Saturday, May 09, 2009

Boldly Go to the Cosmetics Counter

Have you seen the new Star Trek colognes?

Yes I want some.

No I don't care what it says about me.

Seriously, how can you not want a cologne called "Red Shirt" with the tagline, "Because tomorrow may never come."?

Confidential to Staten Island: Thanks for the tip. It'll be 29 years in September.

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