Things You Didn't Know About Me

NOTE: I'm only doing this because I want in on the Deb/Dale Bowling Challenge.

1. As a former head kegler for his college team, David can out-bowl Deborah, C. Dale, and most anyone else who stops by here today. But not his mother. (Note: Trash talking between two people 3,000 miles apart is best done if you are not located on the straight line path between them.)
2. This is a guarantee: if you have been to a doctor in the United States in the last 15 years, you have seen or had used on you a medical device that David had a hand in developing.
3. He won the New York State Accordion Association championship for pop music performance by a 12 year old with a performance of the theme from Star Wars (near-disco version).
4. Unaware of how it would brand him for life, David founded the Chess Club at his high school.
5. David holds the modern record for times pantsed on stage at Stevens Institute of Technology.
6. He can operate a slide rule.
7. He has never lived more than 15 miles from the Atlantic Ocean.
8. Three-word sequences in normal conversation often prompt David to break into song. Especially into showtunes.
9. He has no fewer than 10 relatives who have performed music (solo or in a group) for audiences of 500 or more people.
10. David once captained a softball team called The Slugs.